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Love, So Slippery

Guess who says “I love you” most? Teenagers! That’s right, dem teens… A smitten 19-year-old boy confessing his love, whether genuine or not, is an…

Ant vs Elephant

Monkey J was telling this story to Monkey F, his younger friend: One day, when Elephant was a little tipsy, she went to Ant and…
Of sugarcane, Supergirl and me

Of sugarcane, Supergirl and me

So recently I decided to troll a supermarket cashier. You should have seen the girl’s face when I did what I did. OK, it wasn’t…
How to make money in Kenya: text and earn!

How to make money in Kenya: text and earn!

At 8.05 am on Monday, February 20 2017, some dudes perched in a corner office in downtown Nairobi, eyes fixed on their laptops, have just…

Joey omaita

Writer, learner. I try to observe every day existence and come up with tales or theories that may or may not be true.